December 2011
parents: why do you sit in your room every night on your computer its not good for you
me: can i go out tonight with my friends
parents: what time will you be home
me: i dont know like 1 or 2.
parents: no.
That awkward moment when you imagine how badly you...
thatawkwardhungergamesmoment:
Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is... →
itsinthetrees:
oldstarnewshine:
omg guys read the top comment
i died
and then i died again
(AP) – Following the defections of key members of her campaign staff, GOP primary candidate Michele Bachmann fled Kings Landing and is reported to be living in the Vale of Arryn.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
ironnman:
Because this is Tony Stark’s theme...
Concerts are kind of like sex.
live-life-unscripted:
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is totally fucked up
and he’s putting his shirt back on
and you’re just standing in the crowd like
can I get pregnant from this?
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde. (via myrustyhalo)
